Always speak from the heart, the truth is so often hilarious.
Use only the finest quality materials available, because everyone deserves the best.
Humour knows no political boundaries, skewer both sides… and relish the hate.
Exceed expectations.
“Nothing that results from human progress is achieved with unanimous consent. And those who are enlightened before the others are condemned to pursue that light in spite of others”
If it ain’t cool or funny, don’t put it on a t-shirt.